It's Just Not For Me
When I was pregnant with our first kid, I took up Antenatal Aquarobics (aerobics in a swimming pool for pregnant women) - now leaving aside the fact that I can't actually swim, (turns out, you don't need to for this particular exercise class) and everyone in the class was exceptionally pregnant - the class was full of Keen-o's. For those who have never attend such a class, it involved us all basically fighting for our lives at one end of the pool for an hour to music - a pool noodle became involved at one point and am still not sure it should have been. Anyway, at the end of the hour of splashing about like beached whales, (the subsequent current that we collectively created actually knocked me off my feet more than once and left me floating away down the pool and then fighting my way back to the group for most of the session) I hauled myself out of the water, whereby the Keen-o's then turned to me and said, "Oh, we're just going to stay in the pool and hav
